4yo:  “blah blah blah blah….”

me:  “uh-huh”

4yo:  “…blah blah….when will I get hair on my penis?”

me:  “Well, when you are around 12-13 then you’ll start to get hair down there.”

4yo:  “yeah, I’ll have hair like dad.  Dad has hair on his penis because he’s old”

1st 3yo:  “PENIS PENIS PENIS!”

2nd 3yo:  “Diego has a penis.  He’s a boy.  Dora does not have a penis.  She’s a girl”

4yo:  “I can’t wait to have hair on my penis.”

me:  *sigh*