This week I started taking Lupron injections for the surrogacy.  Lupron basically shuts down my own hormone production so that I don’t ovulate and then the fertility doctors can regulate when/where/how much the hormones come back.  In a sense, Lupron puts you into menopause.

With the artificial shutting down of my hormone productions…I am STRESSED.  I have a headache.  I feel on edge.  I am HOT.  Or rather, I am having “power surges.”  Yeah, that makes it better.

Not.

Then, I am a stress eater.  Big time.  When the kids are freaking me out or I am sad or angry, I eat.

So guess what I am doing right now?

Stressing and eating.  Stressing and eating.

Oh, and I am overweight and can not afford to gain anything.

That stresses me out, too.

See where I am going with this?

I’m sitting outside while the kids are swimming.  I am sweating like a whore in church and all I want is for the kids to sit down and be quiet.  I have a headache.  Don’t they understand this?  Why don’t they understand?  Oh, wait, they are children.  And I’m doing this to create more children.  See the irony?  lol!

Really, I am making fun of myself.  It will be okay.  Only about 10 more months of crazy hormones, right?  I can do this.  As long as I don’t end up a 500 pound heifer when I’m done.

Oh, and who’s freaking idea was it to make the charms in my Lucky Charms so tiny?  I feel ripped off.