You know what movie I’m talking about, right?  The one with Bill Murray and he keeps reliving the same day over and over again?  Well, my life has turned into a Groundhog Day.  It’s the same thing over and over and over and over again…

Don’t do that!

Stop touching that!

Why did you break that?

Don’t do that!

Be nice to your brother.

Leave your brothers alone!

Leave your brothers alone!

Stop touching that!

Didn’t I just tell you do stop doing that?

Can’t you hear me?

Don’t you understand?

Don’t do that!

Be nice to your brother.

Be nice to your brother.

Why did you break that?

No, we’re not decorating, yet.

No, we’re not decorating, yet.

No, we’re not decorating, yet.

I SAID NO!

Don’t do that!

Why did you break that?

Why did you just do that when I told you not to?

**cue alcohol**