Cheryl and I use the free texting ap called Kik.  We do this so I don’t have to pay an arm and a leg to text her Canadian ass.  Today, Kik sent out a mass text informing users about a new service that was available.  Cheryl had been sleeping…and dreaming about “kiking” me (of course she was!).  So when the Kik woke her up…she replied…